Monday, October 6, 2008

Rolling Stone's Matt Taibbi goes in

Mad Dog Palin
The scariest thing about John McCain's running mate isn't how unqualified she is - it's what her candidacy says about America
By Matt Taibbi

Excerpt below:
"She totally reminds me of my cousin!" the delegate screeched. "She's a real woman! The real thing!"

I stared at her open-mouthed. In that moment, the rank cynicism of the whole sorry deal was laid bare. Here's the thing about Americans. You can send their kids off by the thousands to get their balls blown off in foreign lands for no reason at all, saddle them with billions in debt year after congressional year while they spend their winters cheerfully watching game shows and football, pull the rug out from under their mortgages, and leave them living off their credit cards and their Wal-Mart salaries while you move their jobs to China and Bangalore.

And none of it matters, so long as you remember a few months before Election Day to offer them a two-bit caricature culled from some cutting-room-floor episode of Roseanne as part of your presidential ticket. And if she's a good enough likeness of a loudmouthed Middle American archetype, as Sarah Palin is, John Q. Public will drop his giant-size bag of Doritos in gratitude, wipe the Sizzlin' Picante dust from his lips and rush to the booth to vote for her. Not because it makes sense, or because it has a chance of improving his life or anyone else's, but simply because it appeals to the low-humming narcissism that substitutes for his personality, because the image on TV reminds him of the mean, brainless slob he sees in the mirror every morning.

Full Article Here

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I won't lie: after reading this article, I am seriously considering paying $15 for a full subscription to Rolling Stone.

Coolhand Luke said...

Its a good magazine. I've had a subscription for about 5 years now. Obviously they are predominantly a music publication, but they are a good one. And their political pieces are always really good, usually taking the form of a gutsy exposé of some sort.

Anonymous said...

I just have such a hard time justifying another magazine subscription when - in true "Stuff White People Like" style - I've already got a stack of The New Yorkers to read. :-\

Coolhand Luke said...

I received The New Yorker as a gift but then moved a month later. So my dad reads them instead :(

Anonymous said...

Ouch! That's unfortunate indeed...

And I went and signed up for Rolling Stone. :p

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