A Few Fly OAKLAND Fitteds I Want In 2009

Man Santa did me so skanlis this Christmas! He only would have had to put 5 on that bottom joint. What says Oakland better than velcro, pink and bumble bees?? I know, right? Nothing

Courtesy of Lidz

The beauty of these OAKLAND hats is in peril however. If and when the A's move, what will they be called and how will that affect my head wear? I am not ever wearing a Fremont A's fitted. If that's what they go with, I'm only sporting Oakland throwback hats. And they better not try the Oakland Athletics of Fremont a lá the disaster of a name that is the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. What about the East bA's? If they move, my money is on that name.

I still hope they don't move though. I know many have already written them off, but I can't do that to my Fightin' A's. The only reason they're on my shit list is because of their imcompetent carpetbagging ownership. I say put Lew Wolff and Stomper to sea in a port-a-potty and sell the A's to some local boys with some Oakland pride.

If you'll excuse me, I'm off to ghostride a Volvo for the cause.